You're awake in the wee hours of the morning with a brand-new, unhappy and surprisingly loud infant and you have no idea how the eff you're going to soothe this little person so you both can get some rest.
A screenshot of a window I encountered as I was trying to set up online access. Clear as mud. Time to page a developer, BCBS!
And beside herself over my print choices, apparently.
My first day of SAHMing was 10/01/13. Here's a run-down of what I did: stayed in my jammies for about 3 days, played with Caroline, let the laundry and the dishes pile up. Pretty boss.
"Buy a Christmas light organizer," I told them, "it'll save me the bottle of wine and Xanax I'll need to straighten them out." But nooo, no one listens to the baby.
Caroline's first Christmas! Done and done. Didn't realize until we were home in bed that I hadn't taken many pictures. Whoops.
Sarah Megan Photography: Baby-wrangling portrait photographer extraordinaire!
I was just searching through our photo archives and found this gem. I'm not sure how this didn't make it into my L&D post and for that I sincerely apologize. Mea culpa dear readers, for this awesomeness should never have been kept from you. Henceforth, it shall be preserved for all times. You're welcome.
Self-feeding is messy business, and I’m already tired of cleaning the 2′ radius around her chair multiple times per day. A bib, dish towel and cut-up trash bag are just the trick, thankyouverymuch. Estimation on how much time I have before she starts firing fists of food across the kitchen? 3 days, tops.